Ep. 1: UNLAND by Scott Dorward - Theme Parkour
On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are our protagonists hiding, even from each other? And how long can the investigators test the GM's patience before he shoves them into the park himself? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll.
UNLAND is a three-episode Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition podcast series.
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. Please read the content warnings and listen with care.
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Series Content Warnings
Blood and gore, Body horror, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Discussion of child murder and death, Dismemberment, Gaslighting, Grief and loss, Hallucinations, Hanging, Intrusive thoughts, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Phobias (clowns, insects, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Profanity, Self-harm, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Verbal abuse, Violence
Series Credits
Main Cast
cuppycup as Kevin
Wes Davis as Jason
Scott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane Lore
Eoghan as Maxx
Joe Trier as J0ns3y
Production and Creative
Scenario Authorship: Scott Doward
Executive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Game Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e by Chaosium, Inc., Fear’s Sharp Little Needles by Stygian Fox
Theme Song: “Purge” by Andrew Judah
Episode Art: Ewerton Lua
Transcriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.ai
