Ep. 3: UNLAND by Scott Dorward - Last Admission
In this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await the investigators at the end of the ride? Who will leave the park and who will stay? What horrors still lurk in the shadows? The truth will come out. One way or another. With Scott Dorward as Keeper and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll.
UNLAND is a three-episode Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition podcast series.
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. Please read the content warnings and listen with care.
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Series Content Warnings
Blood and gore, Body horror, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Discussion of child murder and death, Dismemberment, Gaslighting, Grief and loss, Hallucinations, Hanging, Intrusive thoughts, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Phobias (clowns, insects, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Profanity, Self-harm, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Verbal abuse, Violence
Series Credits
Main Cast
cuppycup as Kevin
Wes Davis as Jason
Scott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane Lore
Eoghan as Maxx
Joe Trier as J0ns3y
Production and Creative
Scenario Authorship: Scott Doward
Executive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Game Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e by Chaosium, Inc., Fear’s Sharp Little Needles by Stygian Fox
Theme Song: “Purge” by Andrew Judah
Episode Art: Ewerton Lua
Transcriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.ai